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Paris Hilton: I haven’t accepted money from my parents since I was 18… I’ve done it all on my own, like a hustler.

Pamela Anderson: I’ve been fortunate — I haven’t had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.

Overheard by: genetic mistake barbie

Johnny Depp: When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit…

Overheard by: testify

Avril Lavigne: As humans we speak one language…

–BBC News

Overheard by: Alex M

Avril Lavigne: I’m getting more famous-er by the day.

Overheard by: Shavaunne

Janet Jackson, on her last two failed albums: I think it was the music. The albums weren’t right.

Overheard by: rubbah duck

Celine Dion: To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God.

Overheard by: liliane

John Mayer: I want a guide dog. I’m an asshole like that.

–Blossom Music Center

Overheard by: Mrs. Mayer

Linda Evangelista: I don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

Overheard by: rome-dawg

Donald Trump: In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.

–Celebrity Apprentice

Overheard by: he’s brilliant