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Heidi Klum: These are German breasts. One is called Hans and one is called Franz.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007230801,00.html

Carnie Wilson, on her post-op excess skin: I literally used to lie in the bathtub and play with it.

Overheard by: buxom and loving it

Arnold Schwarzenegger: California has been attacked by these fires, like, all… simultaneously.

Jessica Simpson at restaurant in Rome: Do you have Italian dressing?

–http://www.jessicasimpsonmusic.net/news/article/brunette-jessica-simpson-has-blonde-moment-in-rome/

Jamie Lee Curtis: I think I’ll phase out acting… I don’t want to see my face growing old on camera.

Overheard by: lee mai

Liz Hurley: I think it is deplorable when men don’t shave. I can’t stand it!

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Perfect+Hurley-31017.html

Britney Spears: I don’t listen to anybody. I’m stubborn. But I do listen to Madonna. I wish I could be inside her head.

Overheard by: grams

Daniel Craig: People can improve themselves when they are younger, but when you’re 60 or 70, you start looking like a freak. You end up looking like a lesbian big sister, and that’s not right!

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Daniel+Craig-18292.html

Overheard by: moocasa

Paris Hilton: I’m not a sexual person, really. I don’t really care about sex. If I’m in a relationship, we don’t even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I’m too lazy. I’d rather kiss…

Overheard by: afro-dite

Sheryl Crow, on suggested toilet paper use: … Only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required.

–http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm