Okay, WTF?

Anna Nicole Smith: A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn’t. I was freaked out about it, but then I was like, ‘Well, you know what? He’s never hurt me, and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem.’ –vh1.com Overheard by: lula

But Of Course!

Brit socialite Lady Victoria Hervey: It’s so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day. Overheard by: Clint

How… Thoughtful.

“Girl Next Door,” Bridget Marquardt, about a small crab: I don’t think he eats [bread] anyways. Too many carbs for him. –The Girls Next Door Overheard by: Brunette and loving it

Please — He's Used to Toting Angie's Whips and Chains

Cate Blanchett: The worst part of shooting Babel was when Brad [Pitt] had to carry me up a hill…. I felt like a sack of potatoes and very guilty for having a large breakfast that day. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Blanchett+Pitied+Pitt+Carrying+Her+Take+After+Take.-28921.html