Perish the Thought!

Sanjaya Malakar, on why he was voted off American Idol: Honestly, I’m not a country singer. –http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1557614/20070419/id_0.jhtml Overheard by: e

Like Elvis

Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon… But I want to stay alive. –UK Daily Mail

Did You Ever Doubt Her?

Paris Hilton: I like to see myself in magazines looking good. I don’t read anything — I just get them to look at my outfits. I want to see if I look cute or not. I’m too lazy. I only flip through and look at me. I’m not interested in anyone else. Overheard by: hamstah-time

Charlie's Soul Pole Roller

Vanity Fair writer George Wayne as Djimon Hounsou cozies up with Cameron Diaz: She’s gonna get some black snake moan tonight! –http://www.observer.com/20070305/20070305_Spencer_Morgan_pageone_newsstory2-3.asp

So Sayeth the Lord

Kid Rock: Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks. –people.com Overheard by: baroness

No Wonder She Doesn't Eat

Victoria Beckham: I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe! –www.perezhilton.com Overheard by: Melissa