Bobby Brown: The reason why I tried to kill that man is because he spat on me. That’s the dirtiest thing you can do to a man.
Mo’Nique: F-A-T means ‘fabulous and thick,’ ‘full and tasty,’ ‘fluffy and tender.’ Overheard by: JiminyKrikit
Sanjaya Malakar, on why he was voted off American Idol: Honestly, I’m not a country singer. –http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1557614/20070419/id_0.jhtml Overheard by: e
Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon… But I want to stay alive. –UK Daily Mail
Paris Hilton: I like to see myself in magazines looking good. I don’t read anything — I just get them to look at my outfits. I want to see if I look cute or not. I’m too lazy. I only flip through and look at me. I’m not interested in anyone else. Overheard by: hamstah-time
Vanity Fair writer George Wayne as Djimon Hounsou cozies up with Cameron Diaz: She’s gonna get some black snake moan tonight! –http://www.observer.com/20070305/20070305_Spencer_Morgan_pageone_newsstory2-3.asp
Janet Jackson: You don’t know how many people come up to me and say, ‘This child was conceived listening to you.’ –people.com
Kid Rock: Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks. –people.com Overheard by: baroness
Victoria Beckham: I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe! –www.perezhilton.com Overheard by: Melissa
Britney Spears, about how often she can see her children: Stuff like that — my lawyers know all that stuff. Overheard by: Hermes!