Larry Birkhead, about a pregnant Anna Nicole Smith when he asked if there was a chance the baby might be another man’s: She smacked me and said, ‘I’m not a whore, you dummy!’. –http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/03/AR2007030301242.html>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/03/AR2007030301242.html
Simon Cowell: It’s very fashionable to be in rehab. –http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/tm_headline=cowell–robbie-and-britney-must-get-a-grip-%26method=full%26objectid=18706927%26siteid=89520-name_page.html
Brad Pitt: Being in the room with those two women [Mariane Pearl and Angelina Jolie] is great fun. It’s like sitting down with Roosevelt and Churchill, only much better-looking.
George W. Bush: Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country. –About.com Overheard by: Ewwww
Victoria Beckham, at the Oscars: All the time he was talking I was just thinking, ‘It’s Forrest Gump. And he knows who I am.’ –http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=439075&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=
Kate Beckinsale: This is what’s sick about living in LA — my eight-year-old daughter will point to a woman and say, ‘Look! That woman’s had too much botox.’ –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kate+Beckinsale-14866.html
Karl Lagerfeld: I don’t want to be a reality in people’s lives. I want to be like an apparition. –http://www.filmforum.org/films/lagerfeld.html Overheard by: Sewing Diva
Victoria Beckham, on joining a gym: What do you wear on the running machine? I can’t bring myself to wear flat shoes. –http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-10-quote-of-the-day-177
Cher: I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door. Overheard by: DiggityDawg
Brooke Shields: I’m so naive about finances. Once, when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized that I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.