Celebrity Wit http://www.celebritywit.com/ Copyright 2009 Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss When I Think Of Sobriety and Responsibility, I Think Of Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: If I go out in New York or something with my friends, I'll have a drink, I'm not going to lie. But my friends in college are out getting wasted and I don't really have a desire to do that. I have sort of grown past it because I have a full-time job and responsibilities. It's cool to have that, it makes you mature faster.

--AP Interview]]>
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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000344.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000344.html Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0500 With a Faint Tinge Of Ben Affleck Female audience member: Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon?
Stephen Colbert: Why? Did his dick taste like me?

--Studio, The Colbert Report

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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000343.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000343.html Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0500 Just a Little Turned On Starstruck dude: You're Jon Lovitz!
Jon Lovitz: Jealous?

--Greenwich Village]]>
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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000342.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000342.html Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0500 Because Apparitions Are So, Like, Real Karl Lagerfeld: I don't want to be a reality in people's lives. I want to be like an apparition.

--http://www.filmforum.org/films/lagerfeld.html

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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000341.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000341.html Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0500 The Most Effective Way to Solve All Of Our World's Problems Madonna, at Live Earth: If you wanna save the planet, let me see you jump!

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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000340.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000340.html Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0500 Is Anyone Surprised? Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.

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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000339.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000339.html Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0500 No Wonder She Doesn't Eat Victoria Beckham: I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!

--www.perezhilton.com

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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000338.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000338.html Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0500 Make Your Bed or I'll Bus' a Cap Mark Wahlberg: When my daughter is 10 and 11, and especially in the teenage years, I want to be there with a gun. It's not mess-around time.

--http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/index.html]]>
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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000337.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000337.html Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0500 And Ladies Second P. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain't no gangsters. We are men first.

--http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/03/10/2007-03-10_diddy_snoop_bury_the_tec9-1.html]]>
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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000336.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000336.html Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0500 Perish the Thought! Sanjaya Malakar, on why he was voted off American Idol: Honestly, I'm not a country singer.

--http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1557614/20070419/id_0.jhtml

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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000335.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000335.html Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0500 This Headline Has A Link Cameron Diaz: I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.]]>
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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000334.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000334.html Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0500 Like I Was Just Now Patti LaBelle, to Jennifer Hudson: I didn't know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch.

--http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/28/2007-03-28_anna_nicoles_unlikely_pitch.html]]>
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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000333.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000333.html Fri, 30 May 2008 04:00:00 -0500 Way to Clear That Up Dan Quayle: It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.]]>
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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000332.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000332.html Thu, 29 May 2008 04:00:00 -0500 Inking Is Overrated Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!

--http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.html

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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000331.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000331.html Wed, 28 May 2008 04:00:00 -0500 My Vagina Was Built for Pyrotechnics, Baby Pamela Anderson: I want an explosive love affair again.

--http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1254993,00.html]]>
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]]> http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000330.html http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000330.html Tue, 27 May 2008 04:00:00 -0500