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Stick with the Flexing, Big Guy
Jean-Claude Van Damme: In an action film, you act in the action. In a drama film, you act in the drama.
Overheard by: petal peddler
Categories: Jean-Claude Van Damme | Posted 2008-02-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Reader Poll: Is She Serious?
British model Jodie Marsh: Eskimos are uncivilized because they don't have any shops.
Overheard by: bbq vixen
Best to Just Smile and Nod
Paris Hilton: No, no, I didn't go to England; I went to London.
--TV
Not So Cute Anymore, Is He, Ladies?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.
Overheard by: piggy bank pimp
Honey, That Train's Already Left the Station
P. Diddy: If I change my name again, y'all can have me certified as crazy, alright?
--New York Post
Overheard by: boo for flu :(
The First Eleven Were Like a Total Vacay, Though
Christina Aguilera, about possible new album: I've been brainstorming for the last nine months of my pregnancy.
--Ryan Seacrest's radio show
Overheard by: cocoa
And Then He Was All Like, "Here's a Dollar for Your Time"! The Nerve!
William Baldwin: ... And the guy wanted me to take a picture of him and his girlfriend. He didn't even know who I was!
--Santa Barbara Film Festival
Overheard by: i thought he was stephen
NewsFlash: Celebs Can Make Their Weeks As Long or Short As They Like
Jessica Biel, on her fit body: I work out every day -- Monday to Saturday.
--E! Online
Overheard by: e! fan
Did You Ever Doubt Her?
Paris Hilton: I like to see myself in magazines looking good. I don't read anything -- I just get them to look at my outfits. I want to see if I look cute or not. I'm too lazy. I only flip through and look at me. I'm not interested in anyone else.
Overheard by: hamstah-time
The Gift Was Silence
Fergie: I, uh, I had a conversation with God, basically. I don't know how to interpret this, but He said, 'I've given you this beautiful gift, and you're throwing it away.'
Overheard by: chai tea is love
Somebody's Out and Was Well-Received
Clay Aiken, on his role in Spamalot: I'm sore. I couldn't even get off the toilet the other day, it hurts so bad.
Overheard by: i heart boas
Kid Had Better Have Daddy's Dimples
Matthew McConaughey, on his girlfriend's pregnancy: Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution.
Shout-out: thesuperficial.com
Overheard by: NOVA16
