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Hey, the Latter's a Safe Bet -- Something the French Do Best
Former French president Charles de Gaulle: China is a big country inhabited by many Chinese.
Overheard by: goldfish cracka
I Pay My Bitches to Learn to Count for Me
Donald Trump: If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's 'big business.'
Overheard by: polar scare
The Signs Were So There
Britney Spears: I always listen to 'NSYNC's "Tearin' Up My Heart." It reminds me to wear a bra.
Overheard by: i <3 my gyno
... Because You Look 13 and Have No Genitals?
Clay Aiken: The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what Hell is like.
Overheard by: spinach grimace
... In Maintaining My Totally Static, Obnoxious Character
Paris Hilton, on acting: I'll think of something in my life, use it in the scene, and it really works.
Shout-out: celebitchy.com
Overheard by: eat your heart out, Meryl Streep
Because That Would Be Selfish and Cruel
Reese Witherspoon: I wouldn't want my children to miss out on any of that teasing and bullying.
Overheard by: Lorelai
Well, Then, You're Fucked, Aren't You?
Janet Jackson, on her last two failed albums: I think it was the music. The albums weren't right.
Overheard by: rubbah duck
Well, Not All Of Us, Eh, Vlade?
Serbian basketball player Vlade Divac: We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
Overheard by: francie
You Rest Your Case, Sir.
Former Notre Dame footballer Joe Theismann: The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Overheard by: krispie treat kiss
That's Hot.
Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.
Shout-out: boston.com
Overheard by: she really is too much
How... Thoughtful.
"Girl Next Door," Bridget Marquardt, about a small crab: I don't think he eats [bread] anyways. Too many carbs for him.
--The Girls Next Door
Overheard by: Brunette and loving it
NewsFlash: Texas 0 for 2 in Churning Out Eloquent Politicians
Texas representative Gib Lewis: I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.
Overheard by: tapioca is love
