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Inking Is Overrated
Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!
Shout-out: thinkexist.com
Overheard by: You mean a squid?
My Vagina Was Built for Pyrotechnics, Baby
Pamela Anderson: I want an explosive love affair again.
Shout-out: showbiz.sky.com
Why I Got Kicked Out of Preschool
Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.
Shout-out: aarpmagazine.org
Something That Doesn't Exist Can't Be Eaten
Joaquin phoenix: Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp. No, but I mean I feel it. I'm not worried about the looks, I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten.
Overheard by: krabby patty
No, They Were for the 50 First Prisons Founded in Australia
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, when asked what the stars on the American flag mean: The original states and colonies.
Overheard by: PuceWoman
Categories: Elisabeth Hasselbeck | Posted 2008-05-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Achieving Immortality the Woody Allen Method
Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Lennon, and Jesus ? but I want to stay alive.
Shout-out: blogs.usatoday.com
Both Are Soiled and Green, So What's the Diff?
Kate Hudson to son, Ryder, about her cooking: What's my specialty? What does Mommy make a lot of?
Ryder: Money!
Kate Hudson, correcting him: Mommy's tacos!
--Vogue, January 2008
That Makes One Of Us
Pete Wentz: I love Jessica Simpson's stuff -- especially the shoes. I dance around my house in them all the time.
--dlisted.com
Overheard by: Anna Mousey
Even If They Do Match My Tits
Victoria Beckham, on joining a gym: What do you wear on the running machine? I can't bring myself to wear flat shoes.
Shout-out: perezhilton.com
NewsFlash: Rich Prick Tries to Sound Intelligent; Fails. Film at 11.
Donald Trump: In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history.
--Celebrity Apprentice
Overheard by: he's brilliant
Reader Poll: Does She Think Jackie Buys It?
Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.
Overheard by: lata bitch
Dude, WTF
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart: I'm getting my back waxed for charity.
