Celebrity Wit 2017-05-21T17:20:27Z http://www.celebritywit.com/feed/atom/ WordPress celebritywit http://www.celebritywit.com <![CDATA[If You Have a Friend Like This, Kill Her with Cake]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-05-21T17:20:27Z 2017-05-21T17:20:27Z Liz Hurley: I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. –http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/w/star/n49034/news/Babe-of-the-Century-Hurley-Knocks-Monroe.html

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celebritywit http://www.celebritywit.com <![CDATA['I Wanna Hold Your Prosthesis']]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-05-20T17:05:22Z 2017-05-20T17:05:22Z Heather Mills: I’m quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on. –http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007090660,00.html

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celebritywit http://www.celebritywit.com <![CDATA[… On Your Application for Skanks "R" Us]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-05-19T16:47:57Z 2017-05-19T16:47:57Z Madonna: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine. Overheard by: just… ew

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celebritywit http://www.celebritywit.com <![CDATA[A Cloacal Kiss, Perhaps?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-05-18T16:28:44Z 2017-05-18T16:28:44Z Pat Robertson: I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife, and the only thing they did was kiss. Overheard by: pants on fire…

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celebritywit http://www.celebritywit.com <![CDATA[To Protect Me from Tripping Over My Ego]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-05-17T16:25:32Z 2017-05-17T16:25:32Z Courtney Love: I didn’t show up for court because I didn’t have a professional bodyguard. Overheard by: Cliteesha Licorice

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celebritywit http://www.celebritywit.com <![CDATA[Someone's a "Vegetarian"]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-05-16T16:22:39Z 2017-05-16T16:22:39Z Arnold Schwarzenegger: [Marijuana] is not a drug. It’s a leaf. –GQ Magazine Overheard by: Mary Jane

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celebritywit http://www.celebritywit.com <![CDATA[As Is Being a Socially-functioning Human Being?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-05-15T16:16:26Z 2017-05-15T16:16:26Z Mark Wahlberg: I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on-stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. Making movies is a highly regimented profession. Overheard by: atlas luvr

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celebritywit http://www.celebritywit.com <![CDATA[That Straightened Me Out in a Jiffy]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-05-14T16:04:35Z 2017-05-14T16:04:35Z Angelina Jolie: I’m not sure if there was a key event that changed me, but I first had sex when I was 14. –http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sundaymag/sunday_11m_jolie.shtml

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celebritywit http://www.celebritywit.com <![CDATA[Or Just Plain "Dad"]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-05-13T15:34:33Z 2017-05-13T15:34:33Z NBA retiree Chuck Nevitt: My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt. –ESPN Overheard by: e

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celebritywit http://www.celebritywit.com <![CDATA[Woody Allen: No, No — Go for the Mom with the Kid]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-05-12T15:15:32Z 2017-05-12T15:15:32Z George Clooney: I’m going to adopt a good-looking 24-year-old girl with some cash. –http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17387055/

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