Celebrity Wit http://www.celebritywit.com Tue, 25 Apr 2017 12:02:20 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.4.9 And Their Waxes Make You Look Even Bigger http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000156.html Tue, 25 Apr 2017 12:02:20 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html George W. Bush, looking at map of Brazil: Wow, Brazil is big. Overheard by: seamonkeybabydaddy

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Really? http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000155.html Mon, 24 Apr 2017 11:33:41 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Hillary Duff: I’m not, like, a crazy feminist. I think women definitely need men. Like, I couldn’t imagine having a girlfriend! –http://www.feministing.com/

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So We Can Afford Me A Educationalism http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000077.html Sun, 23 Apr 2017 11:06:45 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Ivanka Trump: Nobody [in the family] is doing anything for the sake of being famous. It’s all for the sake of raising the price per square foot we’re able to get on saleable real estate. –http://www.nypost.com/seven/04142007/gossip/pagesix/trumpean_logic_pagesix_.htm

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Learning Four-Syllable Words Has That Effect on Many Celebrities http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000210.html Sat, 22 Apr 2017 10:53:40 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Lindsay Lohan, about being in rehab: It was a sobering experience.

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The Poor Bastards http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000060.html Fri, 21 Apr 2017 10:38:11 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Mischa Barton: Pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. –vh1.com

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Just Keep Tellin' Yourself That, Sweetie http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000253.html Thu, 20 Apr 2017 10:25:24 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Mariah Carey: Glitter was ahead of its time. –Blender magazine Overheard by: irk

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Takes a Lot Of Puff to Give a Damn About Flaming Gaseous Masses http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000073.html Wed, 19 Apr 2017 10:02:27 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Kirsten Dunst: My best friend, Sasha’s, dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world, and he was a genius. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kirsten+Dunst-14886.html

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Is Anyone Surprised? http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000261.html Tue, 18 Apr 2017 09:49:22 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! Overheard by: condom queenie

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We Have Eating Disorders and Laxatives and Crack — Like, So Unfair! http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000193.html Mon, 17 Apr 2017 09:29:05 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Sarah Michelle Gellar: How can women be as thin as we are? We have personal trainers to work us out, we have specially prepared meals… Overheard by: i eat play-dough

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Poster Girl for the "Do Drugs, Not Whores" Campaign http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000159.html Sun, 16 Apr 2017 09:19:22 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Elizabeth Taylor: When the sun comes up, I have morals again. Overheard by: Sam Jameson

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