Celebrity Wit http://www.celebritywit.com Sun, 26 Feb 2017 00:08:57 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.4.7 Just Ramen and Cristal from Here on Out http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000042.html Sun, 26 Feb 2017 00:08:57 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Ted Turner: I’m down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don’t buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff. –http://www.nypost.com/seven/03102007/gossip/pagesix/endquote_______endquote_pagesix_.htm

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No Wonder He Shrank http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000172.html Fri, 24 Feb 2017 23:58:13 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Arnold Schwarzenegger, on working out: It is as satisfying to me as cumming is. You know — as having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am, like, getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home, I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pump up. When I pose out in front of five thousand people, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. –http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sHvWYAzIRo

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But Who Ever Counts Them? http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000264.html Thu, 23 Feb 2017 23:49:21 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Avril Lavigne: It’s important to be thankful, even if you’re poor. I mean, come on — we all have clean water! Well, okay, not people in the developing world… Overheard by: pluto rocks my world

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No, They Were for the 50 First Prisons Founded in Australia http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000327.html Wed, 22 Feb 2017 23:30:55 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Elisabeth Hasselbeck, when asked what the stars on the American flag mean: The original states and colonies. Overheard by: PuceWoman

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I Prefer the Sound Of a Thousand Wind Tunnels http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000137.html Tue, 21 Feb 2017 23:21:59 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Pamela Anderson: I don’t think about anything too much… If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out! Overheard by: the big V

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A Job Better Suited for the Children Left Behind http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000109.html Mon, 20 Feb 2017 23:11:18 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html George W. Bush: Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country. –http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1623337,00.html

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Surely Her Parents Are Proud http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000240.html Sun, 19 Feb 2017 23:02:40 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Paris Hilton, in China for Turkey Day: Shanghai looks like the future! –http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/articles/2007/11/23/hilton_shanghai_looks_like_the_future/ Overheard by: ana plz

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NewsFlash: Texas 0 for 2 in Churning Out Eloquent Politicians http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000297.html Sat, 18 Feb 2017 22:51:41 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Texas representative Gib Lewis: I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session. Overheard by: tapioca is love

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Dialysis and a Head-hunt? http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000058.html Fri, 17 Feb 2017 22:41:17 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html R. Kelly: All of a sudden you’re like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through. –vh1.com

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Mmm, Global Warming Gets Me So Hot, Baby http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000055.html Thu, 16 Feb 2017 22:19:22 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Paul McCartney: I’ve known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other’s company, and when we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore — things like that. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Sir+Paul+McCartney-14630.html

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