Celebrity Wit http://www.celebritywit.com Wed, 22 Mar 2017 04:17:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.4.8 Might Have Something to Do with That Huge Fist He's Lubing Up http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000224.html Wed, 22 Mar 2017 04:17:47 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Idaho senator Larry Craig: To have the governor standing behind me, as he always has, is very humbling. –Press conference Overheard by: doug doan

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I'm Like Herpes, Baby http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000044.html Tue, 21 Mar 2017 04:11:10 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can’t wait until I never have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You’ll never get rid of me! –http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

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… Than Should Hear Me Speak http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000122.html Mon, 20 Mar 2017 04:00:35 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Christina Aguilera: I give money to a company that makes hearing aids. More people should hear me sing.

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Nothing Says "Love" Like Shitting Out Bloody Little People http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000174.html Sun, 19 Mar 2017 03:42:22 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Gwen Stefani: I can’t wait to get pregnant again. It’s so fun and consuming and romantic. Overheard by: cliteesha

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You Sick Bastard! http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000010.html Sat, 18 Mar 2017 03:33:30 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat. –http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1594262,00.html

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Liiike You? http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000312.html Fri, 17 Mar 2017 03:24:35 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Michelle Pfeiffer: Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring… Really boring… So boring. Overheard by: Delilah Karnes

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Dude, If You Have to Make a List to "Prove" It… http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000230.html Thu, 16 Mar 2017 03:17:25 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Tom Cruise, on being “normal”: I wear jeans, socks, and a shirt — all totally normal… I get my hair cut on set. I have no iPhone, no mobile, no e-mail address, no watch, no jewelery, no wallet… Overheard by: airMES

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And by "Honorary" I Mean "Pretend" http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000160.html Wed, 15 Mar 2017 03:02:24 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Kelsey Grammer, asked if he was really a doctor: I have an honorary doctorate at, uh… Oh, god, where is it? Some college [University of Massachusetts at Amherst]. Overheard by: kellen heller

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Reader Poll: Is She Serious? http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000295.html Tue, 14 Mar 2017 02:48:28 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html British model Jodie Marsh: Eskimos are uncivilized because they don’t have any shops. Overheard by: bbq vixen

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Stick with the Flexing, Big Guy http://www.celebritywit.com/archives/000296.html Mon, 13 Mar 2017 02:25:01 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Jean-Claude Van Damme: In an action film, you act in the action. In a drama film, you act in the drama. Overheard by: petal peddler

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