Celebrity Wit2010-03-10T10:45:41Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2010://1Movable TypeCopyright (c) 2008, Overheard in New YorkWhen I Think Of Sobriety and Responsibility, I Think Of Lindsay Lohan2010-03-10T10:45:41Z2008-07-09T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3442008-07-09T09:00:00ZLindsay Lohan: If I go out in New York or something with my friends, I'll have a drink, I'm not going to lie. But my friends in college are out getting wasted and I don't really have a desire to...morganmorgan@westegg.com
Lindsay Lohan: If I go out in New York or something with my friends, I'll have a drink, I'm not going to lie. But my friends in college are out getting wasted and I don't really have a desire to do that. I have sort of grown past it because I have a full-time job and responsibilities. It's cool to have that, it makes you mature faster.
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With a Faint Tinge Of Ben Affleck2010-03-10T10:45:43Z2008-06-17T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3432008-06-17T09:00:00ZFemale audience member: Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon?Stephen Colbert: Why? Did his dick taste like me?--Studio, The Colbert ReportOverheard by: Cynthia...morganmorgan@westegg.com
Female audience member: Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon? Stephen Colbert: Why? Did his dick taste like me?
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Just a Little Turned On2010-03-10T10:45:43Z2008-06-16T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3422008-06-16T09:00:00ZStarstruck dude: You're Jon Lovitz!Jon Lovitz: Jealous?--Greenwich Village...morganmorgan@westegg.com
Starstruck dude: You're Jon Lovitz! Jon Lovitz: Jealous?
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Because Apparitions Are So, Like, Real2010-03-10T10:45:43Z2008-06-12T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3412008-06-12T09:00:00ZKarl Lagerfeld: I don't want to be a reality in people's lives. I want to be like an apparition.--http://www.filmforum.org/films/lagerfeld.htmlOverheard by: Sewing Diva...morganmorgan@westegg.com
Karl Lagerfeld: I don't want to be a reality in people's lives. I want to be like an apparition.
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The Most Effective Way to Solve All Of Our World's Problems2010-03-10T10:45:44Z2008-06-10T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3402008-06-10T09:00:00ZMadonna, at Live Earth: If you wanna save the planet, let me see you jump!Overheard by: Scott...morganmorgan@westegg.com
Madonna, at Live Earth: If you wanna save the planet, let me see you jump!
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Is Anyone Surprised?2010-03-10T10:45:45Z2008-06-09T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3392008-06-09T09:00:00ZBritney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.Overheard by: licketysplit...morganmorgan@westegg.com
Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.
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No Wonder She Doesn't Eat2010-03-10T10:45:45Z2008-06-06T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3382008-06-06T09:00:00ZVictoria Beckham: I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his....morganmorgan@westegg.com
Victoria Beckham: I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!
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Make Your Bed or I'll Bus' a Cap2010-03-10T10:45:45Z2008-06-05T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3372008-06-05T09:00:00ZMark Wahlberg: When my daughter is 10 and 11, and especially in the teenage years, I want to be there with a gun. It's not mess-around time.--http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/index.html...morganmorgan@westegg.com
Mark Wahlberg: When my daughter is 10 and 11, and especially in the teenage years, I want to be there with a gun. It's not mess-around time.
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And Ladies Second2010-03-10T10:45:45Z2008-06-04T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3362008-06-04T09:00:00ZP. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain't no gangsters. We are men first.--http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/03/10/2007-03-10_diddy_snoop_bury_the_tec9-1.html...morganmorgan@westegg.com
P. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain't no gangsters. We are men first.
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Perish the Thought!2010-03-10T10:45:45Z2008-06-03T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3352008-06-03T09:00:00ZSanjaya Malakar, on why he was voted off American Idol: Honestly, I'm not a country singer.--http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1557614/20070419/id_0.jhtmlOverheard by: e...morganmorgan@westegg.com
Sanjaya Malakar, on why he was voted off American Idol: Honestly, I'm not a country singer.
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This Headline Has A Link2010-03-10T10:45:45Z2008-06-02T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3342008-06-02T09:00:00ZCameron Diaz: I've been noticing gravity since I was very young....morganmorgan@westegg.com
Cameron Diaz: I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.]]>
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Like I Was Just Now2010-03-10T10:45:45Z2008-05-30T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3332008-05-30T09:00:00ZPatti LaBelle, to Jennifer Hudson: I didn't know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch.--http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/28/2007-03-28_anna_nicoles_unlikely_pitch.html...morganmorgan@westegg.com
Patti LaBelle, to Jennifer Hudson: I didn't know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch.
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Way to Clear That Up2010-03-10T10:45:46Z2008-05-29T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3322008-05-29T09:00:00ZDan Quayle: It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it....morganmorgan@westegg.com
Dan Quayle: It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.]]>
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Inking Is Overrated2010-03-10T10:45:46Z2008-05-28T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3312008-05-28T09:00:00ZDrew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!--http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.htmlOverheard by: You mean a squid?...morganmorgan@westegg.com
Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!
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My Vagina Was Built for Pyrotechnics, Baby2010-03-10T10:45:46Z2008-05-27T09:00:00Ztag:www.celebritywit.com,2008://1.3302008-05-27T09:00:00ZPamela Anderson: I want an explosive love affair again.--http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1254993,00.html...morganmorgan@westegg.com
Pamela Anderson: I want an explosive love affair again.