Overheard Everywhere

Even If They Do Match My Tits

Victoria Beckham, on joining a gym: What do you wear on the running machine? I can't bring myself to wear flat shoes.

Shout-out: perezhilton.com

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Categories: Victoria Beckham | Posted 2008-03-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

NewsFlash: Rich Prick Tries to Sound Intelligent; Fails. Film at 11.

Donald Trump: In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history.

--Celebrity Apprentice

Overheard by: he's brilliant

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Categories: Donald Trump | Posted 2008-03-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Reader Poll: Does She Think Jackie Buys It?

Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.

Overheard by: lata bitch

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Categories: Paris Hilton | Posted 2008-03-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Dude, WTF

NASCAR driver Tony Stewart: I'm getting my back waxed for charity.

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Categories: Tony Stewart | Posted 2008-03-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

... Tinkerbell

Paris Hilton: I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy. I'd rather kiss...

Overheard by: afro-dite

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Categories: Paris Hilton | Posted 2008-03-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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