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And It Effectively Ruined Any "Career" I'd Otherwise Have Been Bothered With

Pamela Anderson: I've been fortunate -- I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.

Overheard by: genetic mistake barbie

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Categories: Pamela Anderson | Posted 2008-03-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

There's "Open," and Then There's "Shut the Fuck Up Already"

Melissa Joan Hart: I'm a pretty open person. Like, if I have good sex, then the next day I'm going to tell everyone I know about it.

Overheard by: virgin.... -ian

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Categories: Melissa Joan Hart | Posted 2008-03-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

... On Your Application for Skanks "R" Us

Madonna: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.

Overheard by: just... ew

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Categories: Madonna | Posted 2008-03-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Like Calling It That Is Going to Improve Visitation

Kate Beckinsale: I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's tomb.

Overheard by: lick'riche

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Categories: Kate Beckinsale | Posted 2008-03-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Like I Am with My Fibbing

Hilary Duff: I can't go more than 72 hours without shopping, but I don't think I'm excessive.

Overheard by: makes her thongs at home

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Categories: Hillary Duff | Posted 2008-03-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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