Overheard Everywhere

Hey, the Latter's a Safe Bet -- Something the French Do Best

Former French president Charles de Gaulle: China is a big country inhabited by many Chinese.

Overheard by: goldfish cracka

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Categories: Charles de Gaulle | Posted 2008-02-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

I Pay My Bitches to Learn to Count for Me

Donald Trump: If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's 'big business.'

Overheard by: polar scare

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Categories: Donald Trump | Posted 2008-02-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

The Signs Were So There

Britney Spears: I always listen to 'NSYNC's "Tearin' Up My Heart." It reminds me to wear a bra.

Overheard by: i <3 my gyno

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Categories: Britney Spears | Posted 2008-02-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

... Because You Look 13 and Have No Genitals?

Clay Aiken: The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what Hell is like.

Overheard by: spinach grimace

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Categories: Clay Aiken | Posted 2008-02-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

... In Maintaining My Totally Static, Obnoxious Character

Paris Hilton, on acting: I'll think of something in my life, use it in the scene, and it really works.

Shout-out: celebitchy.com

Overheard by: eat your heart out, Meryl Streep

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Categories: Paris Hilton | Posted 2008-02-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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