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Because That Would Be Selfish and Cruel

Reese Witherspoon: I wouldn't want my children to miss out on any of that teasing and bullying.

Overheard by: Lorelai

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Categories: Reese Witherspoon | Posted 2008-02-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Well, Then, You're Fucked, Aren't You?

Janet Jackson, on her last two failed albums: I think it was the music. The albums weren't right.

Overheard by: rubbah duck

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Categories: Janet Jackson | Posted 2008-02-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Well, Not All Of Us, Eh, Vlade?

Serbian basketball player Vlade Divac: We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.

Overheard by: francie

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Categories: Vlade Divac | Posted 2008-02-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

You Rest Your Case, Sir.

Former Notre Dame footballer Joe Theismann: The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Overheard by: krispie treat kiss

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Categories: Joe Theismann | Posted 2008-02-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

That's Hot.

Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.

Shout-out: boston.com

Overheard by: she really is too much

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Categories: Paris Hilton | Posted 2008-02-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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