"Girl Next Door," Bridget Marquardt, about a small crab: I don't think he eats [bread] anyways. Too many carbs for him.
--The Girls Next Door
Overheard by: Brunette and loving it
Texas representative Gib Lewis: I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.
Overheard by: tapioca is love
Jean-Claude Van Damme: In an action film, you act in the action. In a drama film, you act in the drama.
Overheard by: petal peddler
British model Jodie Marsh: Eskimos are uncivilized because they don't have any shops.
Overheard by: bbq vixen
Paris Hilton: No, no, I didn't go to England; I went to London.
--TV