Overheard Everywhere

Did You Ever Doubt Her?

Paris Hilton: I like to see myself in magazines looking good. I don't read anything -- I just get them to look at my outfits. I want to see if I look cute or not. I'm too lazy. I only flip through and look at me. I'm not interested in anyone else.

Overheard by: hamstah-time

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Categories: Paris Hilton | Posted 2008-02-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

The Gift Was Silence

Fergie: I, uh, I had a conversation with God, basically. I don't know how to interpret this, but He said, 'I've given you this beautiful gift, and you're throwing it away.'

Overheard by: chai tea is love

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Categories: Fergie | Posted 2008-01-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Somebody's Out and Was Well-Received

Clay Aiken, on his role in Spamalot: I'm sore. I couldn't even get off the toilet the other day, it hurts so bad.

Overheard by: i heart boas

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Categories: Clay Aiken | Posted 2008-01-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Kid Had Better Have Daddy's Dimples

Matthew McConaughey, on his girlfriend's pregnancy: Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution.

Shout-out: thesuperficial.com

Overheard by: NOVA16

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Categories: Matthew McConaughey | Posted 2008-01-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Well, Why the Hell Not?

Porn star Mary Carey: One day I plan on running for President of the United States.

--Vh1's Celebrity Rehab, Episode 1

Overheard by: e dawg

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Categories: Mary Carey | Posted 2008-01-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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