Terrence Howard: I like women who look like me, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.
Overheard by: chutzpah
Carnie Wilson, on her post-op excess skin: I literally used to lie in the bathtub and play with it.
Overheard by: buxom and loving it
Sly Stallone: The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.
Overheard by: whipper stripper
George W. Bush: Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
Overheard by: hardhat luvr
Clay Aiken: I thought Monty Python was a person until three months ago.
Overheard by: lickerish