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Janet Jackson: I have a tattoo on my most private part of Mickey and Minnie Mouse involved in a sexual act. It's my sense of humor.

Overheard by: whoa.

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Categories: Janet Jackson | Posted 2008-01-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Oooh, Chil', Dat Ain't Right

Halle Berry: I want to stay pregnant forever.

Overheard by: airmetica

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Categories: Halle Berry | Posted 2008-01-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Hadn't It Already Done That by '78?

Jamie Lee Curtis: I think I'll phase out acting... I don't want to see my face growing old on camera.

Overheard by: lee mai

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Categories: Jamie Lee Curtis | Posted 2008-01-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Can You Blame Her? Her Mommy Wasn't Exactly Creative, Either

Paris Hilton: I want to have two children -- a boy called London and a girl named China.

Overheard by: fruit-on-the-bottom!

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Categories: Paris Hilton | Posted 2008-01-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

How Touching

Jessica Simpson: My father was a minister, so growing up we'd go on a missionary trip every summer. The first time I went to that orphanage I was 16. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, 'Dad, can I have him for my birthday, please?!'

Overheard by: rrrrrruffles

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Categories: Jessica Simpson | Posted 2008-01-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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