Miss Great Britain 2006, Danielle Lloyd: Wasn't [Winston Churchill] the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me... that's black...
Shout-out: news.bbc.co.uk
Paris Hilton: I ordered a Hummer hybrid.
Overheard by: shirley's temple
Tiffany "New York" Pollard: I don't like parrots, because they don't speak English diction.
--I Love New York 2
Overheard by: Adam
Gene Simmons, on marriage: I don't believe there's any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like 'gymnasium.'
Overheard by: like a virgo