Overheard Everywhere

But Who Ever Counts Them?

Avril Lavigne: It's important to be thankful, even if you're poor. I mean, come on -- we all have clean water! Well, okay, not people in the developing world...

Overheard by: pluto rocks my world

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Categories: Avril Lavigne | Posted 2007-12-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

A Cloacal Kiss, Perhaps?

Pat Robertson: I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife, and the only thing they did was kiss.

Overheard by: pants on fire...

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Categories: Pat Robertson | Posted 2007-12-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too?

Boy George: I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.

Overheard by: stella

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Categories: Boy George | Posted 2007-12-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Is Anyone Surprised?

Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!

Overheard by: condom queenie

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Categories: Britney Spears | Posted 2007-12-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Same with Ninety-One-Year Olds

Johnny Depp: When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit...

Overheard by: testify

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Categories: Johnny Depp | Posted 2007-12-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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