Arnold Schwarzenegger: California has been attacked by these fires, like, all... simultaneously.
Ashlee Simpson: Clean underwear? Are you kidding me?!
Overheard by: sinus-infected donkey
Kid Rock: Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks.
--people.com
Overheard by: baroness
David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
Overheard by: shooby-doop
Meredith Vieira, to Jake Gyllenhaal: When you made Brokeback Mountain, did you have any idea what you were sitting on?
Overheard by: spook