Joe Simpson on daughter Ashlee's nose job: There was a real problem with her breathing, and that was cured.
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
Overheard by: comrade gull
The Rock: If I make one [movie] that sucks, I promise I will tell you.
--Playboy
Courtney Love: I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbara Streisand.
Overheard by: mongoose
Richard Schiff to fellow passenger after tickling his daughter: Watch out, or I'll tickle you, too!
--Manhattan-bound D train from Yankee Stadium
New York, New York
Overheard by: West Wing fans
Brad Pitt: They say, 'Any plans for a fifth?' and I say, 'And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth...' That's my answer.
Overheard by: uncle daddy