Overheard Everywhere

Or Just Plain "Dad"

NBA retiree Chuck Nevitt: My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

--ESPN

Overheard by: e

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Categories: Chuck Nevitt | Posted 2007-09-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

... And That's Why My Family Hates Me

Natalie Portman: When I was seven years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer.

Overheard by: buttpaste queen

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Categories: Natalie Portman | Posted 2007-09-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Or Married to Tom Cruise

Nicole Kidman: You're not anyone in America unless you're on TV.

Overheard by: Stella

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Categories: Nicole Kidman | Posted 2007-09-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Evil Keeps Me Beautiful

Naomi Campbell: I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I work very hard, and I am worth every cent.

Overheard by: supafly

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Categories: Naomi Campbell | Posted 2007-09-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

It Did.

Beyoncé Knowles: I'd done a couple of sitcoms earlier on, but I wasn't very good in them, so I thought that meant I couldn't act.

Overheard by: Tami

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Categories: Beyoncé Knowles | Posted 2007-09-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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