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... And That's How I Got Arrested at a Daycare

Jessica Alba: I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss.

Overheard by: slammy T

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Categories: Jessica Alba | Posted 2007-09-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Thank God

Miss Alabama, 1994, asked, "If you could live forever, would you and why?": I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

Overheard by: oh-hay-hay

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Categories: Miss Alabama, 1994 | Posted 2007-09-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Or It Tastes So Sour You End Up Spitting It Out Anyway

Anna Kournikova: I'm like an expensive menu -- you can look but you can't afford!

Overheard by: i <3 colbert!

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Categories: Anna Kournikova | Posted 2007-09-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

... Of the United States

Miss South Carolina, given a second chance: Personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map...

--Today Show

Overheard by: weezy j.

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Categories: Miss South Carolina, 2007 | Posted 2007-09-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Dude, WTF?

Tori Spelling: Why bull sperm? Can't it be horse sperm, or cow sperm?

Overheard by: bbb

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Categories: Tori Spelling | Posted 2007-09-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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