Overheard Everywhere

If You Have a Friend Like This, Kill Her with Cake

Liz Hurley: I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat.

Shout-out: sofeminine.co.uk

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Categories: Liz Hurley | Posted 2007-08-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

No Wonder He Shrank

Arnold Schwarzenegger, on working out: It is as satisfying to me as cumming is. You know -- as having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am, like, getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pump up. When I pose out in front of five thousand people, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night.

Shout-out: youtube.com

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Categories: Arnold Schwarzenegger | Posted 2007-08-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Same Applies to Making Love with Mo'Nique

Olympic luge gold medalist Carmen Boyle: Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.

Overheard by: ORLY

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Categories: Carmen Boyle | Posted 2007-08-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

The Other Half Is 100 Percent Math Class

Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark: Half this game is 90 percent mental.

Overheard by: Trippin' Billie

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Categories: Danny Ozark | Posted 2007-08-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

... Or the Rules Of Conversational Etiquette

Tiger Woods: Oh! Christina! I love your music. I have all your CDs.
Christina Aguilera: Sorry, I don't know much about you. I don't follow tennis.

Overheard by: oh, snap!

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Categories: Christina Aguilera | Tiger Woods | Posted 2007-08-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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