Overheard Everywhere

And by "Honorary" I Mean "Pretend"

Kelsey Grammer, asked if he was really a doctor: I have an honorary doctorate at, uh... Oh, god, where is it? Some college [University of Massachusetts at Amherst].

Overheard by: kellen heller

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Categories: Kelsey Grammer | Posted 2007-08-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Poster Girl for the "Do Drugs, Not Whores" Campaign

Elizabeth Taylor: When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Overheard by: Sam Jameson

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Categories: Elizabeth Taylor | Posted 2007-08-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Straight from the Grocer's Freezer

Catherine Zeta-Jones: I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want.

Overheard by: lily

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Categories: Catherine Zeta-Jones | Posted 2007-08-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Let's Be Real -- "Fleshy and Torpid"

Mo'Nique: F-A-T means 'fabulous and thick,' 'full and tasty,' 'fluffy and tender.'

Overheard by: JiminyKrikit

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Categories: Mo'Nique | Posted 2007-07-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And Their Waxes Make You Look Even Bigger

George W. Bush, looking at map of Brazil: Wow, Brazil is big.

Overheard by: seamonkeybabydaddy

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Categories: George Bush | Posted 2007-07-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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