Hillary Duff: I'm not, like, a crazy feminist. I think women definitely need men. Like, I couldn't imagine having a girlfriend!
Shout-out: feministing.com
Gary Busey: There's nothing like changes, because nothing changes but changes.
Overheard by: krabby patty
Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I'm going to be smart this time and I'm going to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get divorced, I'll get half his allowance.
--The View
Overheard by: u-g-l-y you ain't got no alibi
Boris Gryzlov, speaker of Russian Parliament: Parliament is not a place for political discussions.
Shout-out:
George W. Bush: I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend.
Overheard by: dan murray