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Props My Head Up on the Mirror Plate

Lindsay Lohan: I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, 'Nah,' and then I was like, 'Okay, I'll read it,' and now it is always with me.

Overheard by: bloody hell

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Categories: Lindsay Lohan | Posted 2007-07-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

... "Stupid" -- But Only Some Of Us Can Be Masters

Avril Lavigne: As humans we speak one language...

--BBC News

Overheard by: Alex M

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Categories: Avril Lavigne | Posted 2007-07-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Mmm, Specula Get Me So Hot, Baby

George W. Bush: Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.

--About.com

Overheard by: Ewwww

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Categories: George Bush | Posted 2007-07-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And Let It Fantasize About Me from Afar

Jessica Alba, wishing women's magazines were filled with men's sexual organs: If there was a magazine like that, I'd buy it.

Overheard by: indigo

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Categories: Jessica Alba | Posted 2007-07-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

But We've Got the iPhone, Motherfucker!

Russian president Vladimir Putin: The Kalashnikov rifle is a symbol of the creative genius of our people.

Shout-out: seattletimes.nwsource.com

Overheard by: Comrade X

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Categories: Vladimir Putin | Posted 2007-07-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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