Overheard Everywhere

But I Can't Really See Past My Ego, So All Is Fair

John Mayer: I want a guide dog. I'm an asshole like that.

--Blossom Music Center

Overheard by: Mrs. Mayer

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Categories: John Mayer | Posted 2007-07-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

... And Throw Rocks?

David Hasselhoff: There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

Shout-out: dartreview.com

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Categories: David Hasselhoff | Posted 2007-07-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Reader Poll: What the Hell Does He Mean?

Shaquille O'Neal: I don't think we learned a lesson -- I think it was a learning experience for us.

Overheard by: mr mann

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Categories: Shaquille O'Neal | Posted 2007-07-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

To Protect Me from Tripping Over My Ego

Courtney Love: I didn't show up for court because I didn't have a professional bodyguard.

Overheard by: Cliteesha Licorice

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Categories: Courtney Love | Posted 2007-07-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

They Make Al Gores for That, You Know

Gib Lewis: I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity.

Overheard by: runawaywheelbo

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Categories: Gib Lewis | Posted 2007-07-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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