Overheard Everywhere

Say It Ain't So

Paris Hilton: I'm not, like, that smart.

--Blender Magazine

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Categories: Paris Hilton | Posted 2007-06-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Except for Packing Thighs and Sporting Shitty Highlights

Kelly Clarkson: I am a good singer, so I can't possibly be a good writer. Women can't possibly be good at two things.

Shout-out: cnn.com

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Categories: Kelly Clarkson | Posted 2007-06-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Now That's Cosmic Intervention

Pamela Anderson: Both sides of my family are all in Mensa. It skipped me.

Shout-out: contactmusic.com

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Categories: Pamela Anderson | Posted 2007-06-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Can't Wait to Contribute to the Yellow Thaw Like a Real Man

Tea Leoni: I'm getting a penis in early spring, so that will be interesting.

Shout-out: thesun.co.uk

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Categories: Tea Leoni | Posted 2007-06-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

What Have You Done for Jesus Lately?

Bridget Moynahan, on meeting the pope: I went up there and I just went blank, so I bent down, licked his hand, and went off.

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Categories: Bridget Moynahan | Posted 2007-06-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

But I Am Willing to Be a Martyr for My Own Self-righteousness

Kelly Clarkson: My point of view is that I shouldn't be a mother at all, because I'd be horrible. I'm not willing to be that selfless.

Shout-out: cnn.com

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Categories: Kelly Clarkson | Posted 2007-06-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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