Madonna: There's, like, no books about anything.
George Clooney: If I were as famous as some of those kids who are on the magazines right now at 21 years old, I'd be shooting crack under my eyeball.
Shout-out: ew.com
Christina Aguilera: I give money to a company that makes hearing aids. More people should hear me sing.
Annie Lennox: A concert such as this really helps to put the world on the map.
--Press conference after concert, Norway
Overheard by: Woozy
Paula Abdul: I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.
Shout-out: nydailynews.com