Paris Hilton: In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.
Shout-out: thesuperficial.com
John Mayer: I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
Shout-out: usmagazine.com
Natalie Portman: Oh my god! I'm not black, but I know what it feels like!
Shout-out: en.wikipedia.org
Overheard by: genny
George W. Bush: Karyn is with us -- a west Texas girl, just like me.
Shout-out: whitehouse.gov
Overheard by: c.j.