Overheard Everywhere

Wouldn't Want Jesus to Think I'm Tacky

Billy Bob Thornton: I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

Overheard by: supafly

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Categories: Billy Bob Thornton | Posted 2007-06-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

If It Keeps Réné's Focus on Me

Celine Dion: To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God.

Overheard by: liliane

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Categories: Celine Dion | Posted 2007-05-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Could I Be Any Less Discreet?

Matthew Perry, from neighboring stall: I do not remember eating that.

--Manhattan, New York

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Categories: Matthew Perry | Posted 2007-05-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

With a Dash Of Elmer Fudd and Just a Pinch Of Paris

Sylvester Stallone: On the outside I might look like King Kong, but inside I'm Hugh Grant.

Shout-out: contactmusic.com

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Categories: Sylvester Stallone | Posted 2007-05-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

A Job Better Suited for the Children Left Behind

George W. Bush: Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.

Shout-out: time.com

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Categories: George Bush | Posted 2007-05-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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