Overheard Everywhere

They're Big Fans Of "Bratwurst"

Heidi Klum: These are German breasts. One is called Hans and one is called Franz.

Shout-out: thesun.co.uk

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Categories: Heidi Klum | Posted 2007-05-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Dude, That's Your Tail

Enrique Iglesias: I'd change my penis if I could. It's way, way, way too small.

Shout-out: perezhilton.com

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Categories: Enrique Iglesias | Posted 2007-05-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

"Shade #60 Acorn" Really Speaks Volumes About My, Like, Character Thing

Jessica Simpson: I'm happy to be a brunette, because it reflects who I am now.

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Categories: Jessica Simpson | Posted 2007-05-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

All the Better to Pad You With, My Dear

Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?

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Categories: Paris Hilton | Posted 2007-05-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Or Humble -- Same Diff

Linda Evangelista: It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

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Categories: Linda Evangelista | Posted 2007-05-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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