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She'll Have 45 Days to Think on It

Paris Hilton: What's a soup kitchen?

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Categories: Paris Hilton | Posted 2007-05-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

What Is It with These People?

R. Kelly: My greatest competition is, well, me. I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us, and a lot of people are starting to realize that now.

Shout-out: nypost.com

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Categories: R. Kelly | Posted 2007-05-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And Ball Park Franks Are for Whores

Gwyneth Paltrow: I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.

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Categories: Gwyneth Paltrow | Posted 2007-05-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Where We Offer Continental Baby Buffets and "Turndown" Ain't About Bedding

Lindsay Lohan: I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages -- a chain of them.

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Categories: Lindsay Lohan | Posted 2007-05-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Nicole-o-phobia?

Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.

Overheard by: Hella-fly

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Categories: Paris Hilton | Posted 2007-05-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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