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Pretty Much Sums It Up
Tara Reid: I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.
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Reparations Have Come a Long Way
Naomi Campbell: I look at [modeling] as something I'm doing for black people in general.
--IMDb.com
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She Had To -- Tinkerbell's a Bitch Of a Bookie
Paris Hilton: I haven't accepted money from my parents since I was 18... I've done it all on my own, like a hustler.
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Right Next to New Zealand
David Hasselhoff, when told that he has five gold albums in Austria: Where's Austria?
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Why Not Just Have a Communal Sponge with Professional Hand-lickers Instead Of Sinks?
Sheryl Crow, on suggested toilet paper use: ... Only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required.
Shout-out: news.bbc.co.uk
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Daddy's Remote Works Like a Charm
Paris Hilton: I don't think; I just walk.
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Tastes Like Moonshine
David Hasselhoff: I've got taste. It's inbred in me.
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