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Itchy Anti-Gravity in Black, Nude, and Scarlet
English actress Kelly Brook on her new lingerie line: I feel like I'm giving something back to the big-titted community.
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
Keith Richards Is My Anti-Drug
Keith Richards: The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared.
--perezhilton.com
Overheard by: tatiana
Like Godzilla and Phallic Shortcomings -- All Around, It's a Magical Place
Britney Spears: I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't really like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
--vh1.com
C-to-the-H-to-the-R-I-S-T: Bitch, You Triflin'
Fergie: I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can't take that away from me, 'cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can't sing, it's kind of like insulting God.
Shout-out: allheadlinenews.com
Just Its Weave and Press-ons
Al Gore: A zebra does not change its spots.
--vh1.com
Butt Glue. Lots and Lots Of Butt Glue
John Travolta: I'm wondering if we have to start thinking about other planets, and also domed cities, because I don't know if there's a way to repair these holes in the sky.
Shout-out: postchronicle.com
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