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Like the Meaning Of the Word 'Fiction'
Ivana Trump: Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
--vh1.com
Being an NBA Star Means You Can Pay People to Fail Your Classes for You
Dennis Rodman: Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
The Poor Bastards
Mischa Barton: Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.
--vh1.com
Lindsay Learns Her Primes: A 60 Minutes Special
Lindsay Lohan: I need a boyfriend, geez. There are three different boys I like. Maybe five.
--GQ magazine
Dialysis and a Head-hunt?
R. Kelly: All of a sudden you're like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through.
--vh1.com
Including All the Whoopie
Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make.
Shout-out: thesun.co.uk
Second Only to Smoking
Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
--Federal Anti-Smoking Campaign
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