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Stop! In the Name Of Grammar
Diana Ross: You must pronunciate everything.
--American Idol
So I Can Save Up for Things Like Diet Water and Air
Kirsten Dunst: I have my student ID -- it's so exciting! I was showing it to my girlfriends in a restaurant recently. I'm like, 'I can get money off movie tickets now!'
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
I Take Them Off Before I Go to Bed
Jessica Simpson: My boobs are a good accessory, like a necklace.
--Star Magazine
It's 'Canadia,' Dumbass
Britney Spears: I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
Shout-out: usatoday.com
Overheard by: Schmine
Singing Be More Gooder Though But
Jewel: Yeah, well, in school they wanted me to be all mathematical... and gramarically correct.
--EXTRA
Overheard by: Sarah McLellan
That Straightened Me Out in a Jiffy
Angelina Jolie: I'm not sure if there was a key event that changed me, but I first had sex when I was 14.
Shout-out: newsoftheworld.co.uk
Just Ramen and Cristal from Here on Out
Ted Turner: I'm down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don't buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff.
Shout-out: nypost.com
... Or Like Me in High Heels, Same Diff
David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can't wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.
Shout-out: nypost.com
I'm Like Herpes, Baby
Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can't wait until I never have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You'll never get rid of me!
Shout-out: newsoftheworld.co.uk
Categories: Heather Mills | Paul McCartney | Posted 2007-03-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
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