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Kidman: Golden Showers Are Supposed to Burn!
Keith Urban on Nicole Kidman and his own poor bathroom etiquette: She doesn't hit me, but she hates it. She's a very passionate person, which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble.
Shout-out: contactmusic.com
Key to Any Successful Relationship
Rupert Friend, The Libertine's Billy Downes on gay kiss with co-star Depp: When you're kissing a guy [tapers off]... We just had a glass of wine and got on with it.
Shout-out: contactmusic.com
Please -- He's Used to Toting Angie's Whips and Chains
Cate Blanchett: The worst part of shooting Babel was when Brad [Pitt] had to carry me up a hill.... I felt like a sack of potatoes and very guilty for having a large breakfast that day.
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
Diarrhea Is So In This Year
Anjelica Huston on India: And the best part is you can lose weight after just one meal.
Shout-out: nypost.com
My Bulge Is Showing
Pamela Anderson: When we were at the Playboy mansion my children said, 'Do you know Uncle Hef takes pictures of naked girls?' I said, 'Oh my god, let's get out of here!'
Shout-out: contactmusic.com
Our Odiferous Emissions Are Frying Us Like Bacon
PETA on global warming: The most powerful step that we can take as individuals to avert global warming is to stop eating meat, eggs, and dairy products.
Shout-out: goveg.com
I'm Pulling for a Head-on
New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable... Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.
Shout-out: nypost.com
Marriage Is a Bitch
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (King Henry VIII in The Tudors) when someone called the real Henry VIII a sociopath: He was not a sociopath! He was just a guy in an impossible situation!
Shout-out: nypost.com
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I Set Those on Fire
Playwright Edward Albee: Plays are rather like children. The ones that are earning your living for you, you're quite happy with them, but you worry about the ones that aren't pulling their own weight.
Shout-out: telegraph.co.uk
There Tend to Be Two Different Types Of Supermodels...
Tyra Banks: There tends to be two different types of convicts. There's the one that just feels like, 'Oh my god, I'm just gonna die here and I feel so sad,' and then there's the one that everybody is scared of in the jail... 'cause they're crazy!
Shout-out: calendarlive.com
Woody Allen: No, No -- Go for the Mom with the Kid
George Clooney: I'm going to adopt a good-looking 24-year-old girl with some cash.
Shout-out: msnbc.msn.com
I Go for the Latte and Pussy Buffets
Simon Cowell: It's very fashionable to be in rehab.
Shout-out: mirror.co.uk
Nope! Like Swimming in Daisies and Sunshine
Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers: Why would they do that? Wouldn't they think it was kind of painful?
Shout-out: washingtonpost.com
Whores Carry Wire Hangers
Larry Birkhead, about a pregnant Anna Nicole Smith when he asked if there was a chance the baby might be another man's: She smacked me and said, 'I'm not a whore, you dummy!'.
Shout-out: washingtonpost.com
'I Wanna Hold Your Prosthesis'
Heather Mills: I'm quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on.
Shout-out: thesun.co.uk
In Other Words, Degree and Depends
Barbara Walters: The reason that I am so successful is that I do not sweat. And I don't have to go to the bathroom very often. That is the key to my success.
Shout-out: printthis.clickability.com
And Raging, Oozing Infections
Bruce Willis: I rubbed a little dirt on it and kept going. Chicks dig scars.
Shout-out: contactmusic.com
They're Touchy Down Under
Nicole Kidman on learning how to castrate bulls: I don't know if I'll have to do that, but it's best to be prepared.
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
Neither Is Impregnating Us. We Like Surprises.
Courteney Cox: Getting a boner while we're sleeping next to you is not an excuse to wake us up.
Shout-out: contactmusic.com
Pretty in Pickin' 'Em Off
Dan Rather: Barbara [Walters] has the exterior of a debutante but the heart of an assassin.
Shout-out: nymag.com
Darn Tootin', You Betcha!
Felicity Huffman, about hubby William H. Macy: I get to go home and sleep with that... Lucky me.
Shout-out: nydailynews.com
Jude Had Just Cause
Sienna Miller: I was nine at my first boarding school, and I got caught mating my rabbit.
Shout-out: film.guardian.co.uk
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