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... Because You Look 13 and Have No Genitals?
Clay Aiken: The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what Hell is like.
Overheard by: spinach grimace
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Somebody's Out and Was Well-Received
Clay Aiken, on his role in Spamalot: I'm sore. I couldn't even get off the toilet the other day, it hurts so bad.
Overheard by: i heart boas
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Go and Boil Your Bottoms, You Son Of Silly Persons!
Clay Aiken: I thought Monty Python was a person until three months ago.
Overheard by: lickerish
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