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The Signs Were So There
Britney Spears: I always listen to 'NSYNC's "Tearin' Up My Heart." It reminds me to wear a bra.
Overheard by: i <3 my gyno
Is Anyone Surprised?
Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!
Overheard by: condom queenie
I'm Just Here to Look... Um... Busted
Britney Spears, about how often she can see her children: Stuff like that -- my lawyers know all that stuff.
Overheard by: Hermes!
... Or Odds-I'll-Retain-Child-Custody-ville
Britney Spears, asked if she had Broadway aspirations: I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England...
Overheard by: Denise
What Could Be Worse Than Britney Herself: Answered
Britney Spears: I don't listen to anybody. I'm stubborn. But I do listen to Madonna. I wish I could be inside her head.
Overheard by: grams
What Would Gerber Do?
Britney Spears: I no longer study Kaballah... My baby is my religion.
Overheard by: romeo
... Who Copied the Disciples
Britney Spears: You know how people say *NSYNC copied Backstreet? Well, Backstreet copied the Beatles.
Like Godzilla and Phallic Shortcomings -- All Around, It's a Magical Place
Britney Spears: I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't really like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
--vh1.com
It's 'Canadia,' Dumbass
Britney Spears: I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
Shout-out: usatoday.com
Overheard by: Schmine
