Sanjaya Malakar, on why he was voted off American Idol: Honestly, I’m not a country singer. –http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1557614/20070419/id_0.jhtml Overheard by: e
Victoria Beckham: I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe! –www.perezhilton.com Overheard by: Melissa
Patti LaBelle, to Jennifer Hudson: I didn’t know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch. –http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/28/2007-03-28_anna_nicoles_unlikely_pitch.html
Female audience member: Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon?
Stephen Colbert: Why? Did his dick taste like me? –Studio, The Colbert Report Overheard by: Cynthia
Starstruck dude: You’re Jon Lovitz!
Jon Lovitz: Jealous? –Greenwich Village
Dan Quayle: It isn’t pollution that is hurting the environment, it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time! –http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.html Overheard by: You mean a squid?
Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself. Overheard by: licketysplit
P. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain’t no gangsters. We are men first. –http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/03/10/2007-03-10_diddy_snoop_bury_the_tec9-1.html
Quentin Tarantino: I’ve always had a thought maybe that I might have been Shakespeare in another life. I don’t really believe that 100%, and I don’t really care about Shakespeare, I’ve never been into Shakespeare, but then people are constantly bringing up all of these qualities in my work that mirror Shakespearean tragedies and moments and themes. –GQ