Riding Wood As a Child Will Do That to a Fellow

Helena Bonham Carter: Daniel [Radcliffe] has such balls, he really does. In every way. Good on him. I can’t think of something to make one more vulnerable than being 17, a male, having to strip off and do such a hard piece… Psychologically. –http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204200_1023723 Music

We Beg to Differ

Jordan, British model: I’m even thinking of having my vagina tightened. After having three kids, I’d really notice the difference. By the time I’m finished, I’ll be like a nun! Overheard by: i do kegels

Like Elvis

Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon… But I want to stay alive. –UK Daily Mail

Dude, That's Your Tail

Enrique Iglesias: I’d change my penis if I could. It’s way, way, way too small. –http://perezhilton.com/topics/guess_the_celebrity/guess_the_celeb_20070521.php

There Tend to Be Two Different Types Of Supermodels…

Tyra Banks: There tends to be two different types of convicts. There’s the one that just feels like, ‘Oh my god, I’m just gonna die here and I feel so sad,’ and then there’s the one that everybody is scared of in the jail… ’cause they’re crazy! –http://www.calendarlive.com/tv/cl-et-ontv6mar06,0,3561447.story?coll=cl-home-top-blurb-right

Instead Of Under My Hangnails

George Clooney: If I were as famous as some of those kids who are on the magazines right now at 21 years old, I’d be shooting crack under my eyeball. –http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20041613_4,00.html