Courteney Cox: Getting a boner while we’re sleeping next to you is not an excuse to wake us up. –http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204212_1023893
Valerie Bertinelli: The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home… We each held a little vial of coke… –The Today Show Overheard by: peanutbuttah jellytime
Celine Dion: I wish we were all naked all the time. I have always believed it’s what’s underneath that counts. If we were all forced to be naked, perhaps we would start to see it a little bit more.
Mike Tyson: I guess I’m gonna fade into bolivian. Overheard by: fannie
John Mayer: I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. –http://www.usmagazine.com/
Nicole Kidman: You’re not anyone in America unless you’re on TV. Overheard by: Stella
Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?
Jessica Alba: I realized that I forgot how to ride a bike. –OK Weekly Overheard by: i <3 twinz
Dan Quayle: It isn’t pollution that is hurting the environment, it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Goldie Hawn: Comedy is funny. –Paul O’Grady Show, UK