NASCAR driver Tony Stewart: I’m getting my back waxed for charity.
Hillary Duff: I’m not, like, a crazy feminist. I think women definitely need men. Like, I couldn’t imagine having a girlfriend! –http://www.feministing.com/
Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself. Overheard by: licketysplit
Miss Alabama, 1994, asked, “If you could live forever, would you and why?”: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. Overheard by: oh-hay-hay
Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. –Federal Anti-Smoking Campaign
Madonna: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine. Overheard by: just… ew
David Hasselhoff: I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.
New Zealand model Nicky Watson, croakily: I’ve been looking for my lost dog for days. I’ve been all over the area day and night, calling, ‘Cricket, Cricket,’ trying to find my poor Cricket.
Interviewer: You’re hoarse.
Nicky Watson: No, my chihuahua. –Current affairs TV show in New Zealand Overheard by: kiwibloke
P. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain’t no gangsters. We are men first. –http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/03/10/2007-03-10_diddy_snoop_bury_the_tec9-1.html
Felicity Huffman, about hubby William H. Macy: I get to go home and sleep with that… Lucky me. –http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/502092p-423431c.html