… Or on a Conveyor Belt

Cher: I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door. Overheard by: DiggityDawg

Is Anyone Surprised?

Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! Overheard by: condom queenie

Whatever — What About That Screeching?

Joe Simpson on daughter Ashlee’s nose job: There was a real problem with her breathing, and that was cured. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Ashlee+Simpson-17794.html Overheard by: comrade gull