Evil Keeps Me Beautiful

Naomi Campbell: I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I work very hard, and I am worth every cent. Overheard by: supafly

Butt Glue. Lots and Lots Of Butt Glue

John Travolta: I’m wondering if we have to start thinking about other planets, and also domed cities, because I don’t know if there’s a way to repair these holes in the sky. –http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21271992.shtml

It's 'Canadia,' Dumbass

Britney Spears: I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. –http://www.usatoday.com/life/columnist/popcandy/2004-05-11-pop-candy_x.htm Overheard by: Schmine