Boris Gryzlov, speaker of Russian Parliament: Parliament is not a place for political discussions. –http://echo.msk.ru/programs/dithyramb/33429/
David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid. –http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/gossip/cindy/yoko_pulls_plug_on_beatles_docu_cindy_cindy_adams.htm
Arnold Schwarzenegger: The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him.
Jessica Alba: I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss. Overheard by: slammy T
Liz Hurley: I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. –http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/w/star/n49034/news/Babe-of-the-Century-Hurley-Knocks-Monroe.html
Britney Spears: I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t really like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa. –vh1.com
Clay Aiken: I thought Monty Python was a person until three months ago. Overheard by: lickerish
John Travolta at the Oscars, mouthing: I love you!
P. Diddy, mouthing back: No, I love you! –http://www.observer.com/20070305/20070305_Spencer_Morgan_pageone_newsstory2-2.asp
Natalie Portman: When I was seven years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa’s funeral. I was always the little entertainer. Overheard by: buttpaste queen
British model Jodie Marsh: Eskimos are uncivilized because they don’t have any shops. Overheard by: bbq vixen