They're Touchy Down Under

Nicole Kidman on learning how to castrate bulls: I don’t know if I’ll have to do that, but it’s best to be prepared.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Kidman+Learns+How+To+Castrate+Bulls+For+New+Movie.-31135.html

You Sick Bastard!

Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat. –http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1594262,00.html

Dude, That's Your Tail

Enrique Iglesias: I’d change my penis if I could. It’s way, way, way too small.

–http://perezhilton.com/topics/guess_the_celebrity/guess_the_celeb_20070521.php