Overheard Everywhere

June 2008 Archives

With a Faint Tinge Of Ben Affleck

Female audience member: Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon?
Stephen Colbert: Why? Did his dick taste like me?

--Studio, The Colbert Report

Overheard by: Cynthia

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Categories: | Posted 2008-06-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Just a Little Turned On

Starstruck dude: You're Jon Lovitz!
Jon Lovitz: Jealous?

--Greenwich Village

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Categories: | Posted 2008-06-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Because Apparitions Are So, Like, Real

Karl Lagerfeld: I don't want to be a reality in people's lives. I want to be like an apparition.

Shout-out: filmforum.org

Overheard by: Sewing Diva

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Categories: Karl Lagerfeld | Posted 2008-06-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

The Most Effective Way to Solve All Of Our World's Problems

Madonna, at Live Earth: If you wanna save the planet, let me see you jump!

Overheard by: Scott

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Categories: Madonna | Posted 2008-06-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Is Anyone Surprised?

Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.

Overheard by: licketysplit

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Categories: | Posted 2008-06-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

No Wonder She Doesn't Eat

Victoria Beckham: I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!

--www.perezhilton.com

Overheard by: Melissa

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Categories: | Posted 2008-06-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Make Your Bed or I'll Bus' a Cap

Mark Wahlberg: When my daughter is 10 and 11, and especially in the teenage years, I want to be there with a gun. It's not mess-around time.

Shout-out: nydailynews.com

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Categories: | Posted 2008-06-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And Ladies Second

P. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain't no gangsters. We are men first.

Shout-out: nydailynews.com

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Categories: | Posted 2008-06-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Perish the Thought!

Sanjaya Malakar, on why he was voted off American Idol: Honestly, I'm not a country singer.

Shout-out: mtv.com

Overheard by: e

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Categories: | Posted 2008-06-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

This Headline Has A Link

Cameron Diaz: I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

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Categories: | Posted 2008-06-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

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