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March 2008 Archives
Achieving Immortality the Woody Allen Method
Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Lennon, and Jesus ? but I want to stay alive.
Shout-out: blogs.usatoday.com
Both Are Soiled and Green, So What's the Diff?
Kate Hudson to son, Ryder, about her cooking: What's my specialty? What does Mommy make a lot of?
Ryder: Money!
Kate Hudson, correcting him: Mommy's tacos!
--Vogue, January 2008
That Makes One Of Us
Pete Wentz: I love Jessica Simpson's stuff -- especially the shoes. I dance around my house in them all the time.
--dlisted.com
Overheard by: Anna Mousey
Even If They Do Match My Tits
Victoria Beckham, on joining a gym: What do you wear on the running machine? I can't bring myself to wear flat shoes.
Shout-out: perezhilton.com
NewsFlash: Rich Prick Tries to Sound Intelligent; Fails. Film at 11.
Donald Trump: In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history.
--Celebrity Apprentice
Overheard by: he's brilliant
Reader Poll: Does She Think Jackie Buys It?
Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.
Overheard by: lata bitch
Dude, WTF
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart: I'm getting my back waxed for charity.
... Tinkerbell
Paris Hilton: I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy. I'd rather kiss...
Overheard by: afro-dite
And It Effectively Ruined Any "Career" I'd Otherwise Have Been Bothered With
Pamela Anderson: I've been fortunate -- I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.
Overheard by: genetic mistake barbie
There's "Open," and Then There's "Shut the Fuck Up Already"
Melissa Joan Hart: I'm a pretty open person. Like, if I have good sex, then the next day I'm going to tell everyone I know about it.
Overheard by: virgin.... -ian
... On Your Application for Skanks "R" Us
Madonna: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.
Overheard by: just... ew
Like Calling It That Is Going to Improve Visitation
Kate Beckinsale: I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's tomb.
Overheard by: lick'riche
Like I Am with My Fibbing
Hilary Duff: I can't go more than 72 hours without shopping, but I don't think I'm excessive.
Overheard by: makes her thongs at home
So Have Carnie Wilson's Boobs
Cameron Diaz: I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.
Overheard by: saggskatchewan
Liiike You?
Michelle Pfeiffer: Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring... Really boring... So boring.
Overheard by: Delilah Karnes
Yeah, Masturbation and Chubby Thighs Really Mar a Girl's V-card
Brittany Murphy: Well, I lost my virginity in a car. But it wasn't a very nice one.
Overheard by: pink freud
No. More. Prune Juice.
Shirley MacLaine, on UFOs: They're all over the place in New Mexico. They're there. It's not a question of are they or not. The question is why. I've talked to people all over the world who've been aboard the craft and told me what they learned.
Overheard by: diva cuppin'
Oh, That Kind Of "Priest"
Valerie Bertinelli: The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home... We each held a little vial of coke...
--The Today Show
Overheard by: peanutbuttah jellytime
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