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February 2008 Archives
Hey, the Latter's a Safe Bet -- Something the French Do Best
Former French president Charles de Gaulle: China is a big country inhabited by many Chinese.
Overheard by: goldfish cracka
I Pay My Bitches to Learn to Count for Me
Donald Trump: If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's 'big business.'
Overheard by: polar scare
The Signs Were So There
Britney Spears: I always listen to 'NSYNC's "Tearin' Up My Heart." It reminds me to wear a bra.
Overheard by: i <3 my gyno
... Because You Look 13 and Have No Genitals?
Clay Aiken: The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what Hell is like.
Overheard by: spinach grimace
... In Maintaining My Totally Static, Obnoxious Character
Paris Hilton, on acting: I'll think of something in my life, use it in the scene, and it really works.
Shout-out: celebitchy.com
Overheard by: eat your heart out, Meryl Streep
Because That Would Be Selfish and Cruel
Reese Witherspoon: I wouldn't want my children to miss out on any of that teasing and bullying.
Overheard by: Lorelai
Well, Then, You're Fucked, Aren't You?
Janet Jackson, on her last two failed albums: I think it was the music. The albums weren't right.
Overheard by: rubbah duck
Well, Not All Of Us, Eh, Vlade?
Serbian basketball player Vlade Divac: We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
Overheard by: francie
You Rest Your Case, Sir.
Former Notre Dame footballer Joe Theismann: The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Overheard by: krispie treat kiss
That's Hot.
Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.
Shout-out: boston.com
Overheard by: she really is too much
How... Thoughtful.
"Girl Next Door," Bridget Marquardt, about a small crab: I don't think he eats [bread] anyways. Too many carbs for him.
--The Girls Next Door
Overheard by: Brunette and loving it
NewsFlash: Texas 0 for 2 in Churning Out Eloquent Politicians
Texas representative Gib Lewis: I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.
Overheard by: tapioca is love
Stick with the Flexing, Big Guy
Jean-Claude Van Damme: In an action film, you act in the action. In a drama film, you act in the drama.
Overheard by: petal peddler
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Reader Poll: Is She Serious?
British model Jodie Marsh: Eskimos are uncivilized because they don't have any shops.
Overheard by: bbq vixen
Best to Just Smile and Nod
Paris Hilton: No, no, I didn't go to England; I went to London.
--TV
Not So Cute Anymore, Is He, Ladies?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.
Overheard by: piggy bank pimp
Honey, That Train's Already Left the Station
P. Diddy: If I change my name again, y'all can have me certified as crazy, alright?
--New York Post
Overheard by: boo for flu :(
The First Eleven Were Like a Total Vacay, Though
Christina Aguilera, about possible new album: I've been brainstorming for the last nine months of my pregnancy.
--Ryan Seacrest's radio show
Overheard by: cocoa
And Then He Was All Like, "Here's a Dollar for Your Time"! The Nerve!
William Baldwin: ... And the guy wanted me to take a picture of him and his girlfriend. He didn't even know who I was!
--Santa Barbara Film Festival
Overheard by: i thought he was stephen
NewsFlash: Celebs Can Make Their Weeks As Long or Short As They Like
Jessica Biel, on her fit body: I work out every day -- Monday to Saturday.
--E! Online
Overheard by: e! fan
Did You Ever Doubt Her?
Paris Hilton: I like to see myself in magazines looking good. I don't read anything -- I just get them to look at my outfits. I want to see if I look cute or not. I'm too lazy. I only flip through and look at me. I'm not interested in anyone else.
Overheard by: hamstah-time
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