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January 2008 Archives
The Gift Was Silence
Fergie: I, uh, I had a conversation with God, basically. I don't know how to interpret this, but He said, 'I've given you this beautiful gift, and you're throwing it away.'
Overheard by: chai tea is love
Somebody's Out and Was Well-Received
Clay Aiken, on his role in Spamalot: I'm sore. I couldn't even get off the toilet the other day, it hurts so bad.
Overheard by: i heart boas
Kid Had Better Have Daddy's Dimples
Matthew McConaughey, on his girlfriend's pregnancy: Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution.
Shout-out: thesuperficial.com
Overheard by: NOVA16
Well, Why the Hell Not?
Porn star Mary Carey: One day I plan on running for President of the United States.
--Vh1's Celebrity Rehab, Episode 1
Overheard by: e dawg
Only True If Your Name Is "Cheesecake," You Arrogant Bastard
Terrence Howard: I like women who look like me, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.
Overheard by: chutzpah
Organic Play Dough Is the Best
Carnie Wilson, on her post-op excess skin: I literally used to lie in the bathtub and play with it.
Overheard by: buxom and loving it
Dude, Stop Doing Drugs
Sly Stallone: The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.
Overheard by: whipper stripper
Nope, Just Less Many
George W. Bush: Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
Overheard by: hardhat luvr
Go and Boil Your Bottoms, You Son Of Silly Persons!
Clay Aiken: I thought Monty Python was a person until three months ago.
Overheard by: lickerish
NewsFlash: Fucking Creepy "Sense Of Humor" Sheds New Light on Jackson Family Train Wreck. Film at 11.
Janet Jackson: I have a tattoo on my most private part of Mickey and Minnie Mouse involved in a sexual act. It's my sense of humor.
Overheard by: whoa.
Oooh, Chil', Dat Ain't Right
Halle Berry: I want to stay pregnant forever.
Overheard by: airmetica
Hadn't It Already Done That by '78?
Jamie Lee Curtis: I think I'll phase out acting... I don't want to see my face growing old on camera.
Overheard by: lee mai
Can You Blame Her? Her Mommy Wasn't Exactly Creative, Either
Paris Hilton: I want to have two children -- a boy called London and a girl named China.
Overheard by: fruit-on-the-bottom!
How Touching
Jessica Simpson: My father was a minister, so growing up we'd go on a missionary trip every summer. The first time I went to that orphanage I was 16. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, 'Dad, can I have him for my birthday, please?!'
Overheard by: rrrrrruffles
Just to Make Me Look Like One
Courtney Love: I don't need plastic in my body to validate me as a woman.
Overheard by: Gabriel
And I Was Like, "WTF, Dad?!"
Rachel Bilson: A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put me in his car, and stuck his tongue in my mouth.
Overheard by: rapunzel
Yes.
Jessica Biel: I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?
--Taylor's Celeb Quotes
And That Makes You Proud?
Janet Jackson: You don't know how many people come up to me and say, 'This child was conceived listening to you.'
--people.com
Or Even a Little Bit, for That Matter
Question: If Noah and his family were the only people to survive the flood, then how did the world get other races?
Pat Robertson: When Noah and his family left the ark, they split up and went around the world and then, I don't know, got tans or something. I don't know exactly how it happened.
It Is a Fine Thing to Be Honest, but It Is Also Very Important to Be Right.
Miss Great Britain 2006, Danielle Lloyd: Wasn't [Winston Churchill] the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me... that's black...
Shout-out: news.bbc.co.uk
Categories: Miss Great Britain 2006 | Posted 2008-01-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Of Course You Did
Paris Hilton: I ordered a Hummer hybrid.
Overheard by: shirley's temple
... And One Of Us Should
Tiffany "New York" Pollard: I don't like parrots, because they don't speak English diction.
--I Love New York 2
Overheard by: Adam
Categories: Tiffany "New York" Pollard | Posted 2008-01-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
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