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December 2007 Archives
And "Fidelity"
Gene Simmons, on marriage: I don't believe there's any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like 'gymnasium.'
Overheard by: like a virgo
But Who Ever Counts Them?
Avril Lavigne: It's important to be thankful, even if you're poor. I mean, come on -- we all have clean water! Well, okay, not people in the developing world...
Overheard by: pluto rocks my world
A Cloacal Kiss, Perhaps?
Pat Robertson: I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife, and the only thing they did was kiss.
Overheard by: pants on fire...
Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too?
Boy George: I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.
Overheard by: stella
Is Anyone Surprised?
Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!
Overheard by: condom queenie
Same with Ninety-One-Year Olds
Johnny Depp: When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit...
Overheard by: testify
As Is Being a Socially-functioning Human Being?
Mark Wahlberg: I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on-stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. Making movies is a highly regimented profession.
Overheard by: atlas luvr
Yeah.
Shia LaBeouf: The name means, 'Thank God for beef...' Which is kinda lame.
Overheard by: babs
NewsFlash: Jessica Simpson Asks Stupid Question. Film at 11.
Jessica Simpson at restaurant in Rome: Do you have Italian dressing?
Shout-out: jessicasimpsonmusic.net
Just Let It Go, Man. Just Let It Go.
New Zealand model Nicky Watson, croakily: I've been looking for my lost dog for days. I've been all over the area day and night, calling, 'Cricket, Cricket,' trying to find my poor Cricket.
Interviewer: You're hoarse.
Nicky Watson: No, my chihuahua.
--Current affairs TV show in New Zealand
Overheard by: kiwibloke
Um, I'm Gonna Go with "No"
Kelly Rowland, of Destiny's Child: You know how the Beatles broke off, they all did their solo projects, and then they came back together and they were even stronger?
--Vh1
Who Doesn't Think Diseased Skeletons Have All the Fun?
Rihanna: [Kate Moss] just looks like she has a fun job. If I had to spend a day in the life of another career, it would be hers.
--Entertainment Weekly
Overheard by: irk
Just Keep Tellin' Yourself That, Sweetie
Mariah Carey: Glitter was ahead of its time.
Shout-out:
Overheard by: irk
Especially the Oriental Ones!
Jeff Probst: When you start talking to a person from Asia, you realize, 'Wow! They have all different backgrounds!'
--Washington Post
Overheard by: KC
Or a Saggy, Ugly Friend Who Doesn't
Christina Aguilera: I think everybody should have a great Wonderbra.
Overheard by: Anya
Says Whom?
Avril Lavigne: I'm getting more famous-er by the day.
Overheard by: Shavaunne
But Of Course!
Brit socialite Lady Victoria Hervey: It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.
Overheard by: Clint
So Much Hotter Than, Like, Feeding the Hungry
Mariah Carey: Wouldn't it be really hot if I could just blink and change my outfit right now? How amazing would that be?
Overheard by: i<3manginas
Not with That Kind Of Blooper, You're Not
Mike Tyson: I guess I'm gonna fade into bolivian.
Overheard by: fannie
Must... Resist... "Gay"... Joke...
David Beckham: I always wanted to be a hairdresser.
Overheard by: stablerstraddle
Eternal Cooties Carry Twice the Bite
Justin Timberlake: I kiss people with my soul. I don't kiss them with my mouth.
Overheard by: ghosthumpersanon
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