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November 2007 Archives
Sweetie, Just Stop Talking.
Lindsay Lohan: People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that, so it would be like I'd be taking a step back or something.
Overheard by: Abigail M.
Someone's in the Wrong Profession
Chad Michael Murray: I'm scared of dolls.
Overheard by: i <3 mr. tibbs
That You're Selfish, Greedy, and Cruel?
Alyssa Milano: Every time I decide I want a child, I get another pet. I have three dogs, thirteen birds, and three horses -- what does that tell you?
Overheard by: Noah, plz
Dude, Aren't You Supposed to Be Packin' a "Sword"?
Orlando Bloom: I don't do a film unless it has a sword in it. And if it doesn't have a sword in it, I insist that they have one in the same room to keep me comfortable.
Overheard by: bat-dawg!
Surely Her Parents Are Proud
Paris Hilton, in China for Turkey Day: Shanghai looks like the future!
Shout-out: boston.com
Overheard by: ana plz
Just Like My Razor-toothed Pussy
Pam Anderson, on hubby Rick Salomon's injured nose: I sliced it... It was sexual.
Shout-out: starpulse.com
Overheard by: joeschmoe
Um, Sure. You First.
Heather Mills: There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?
Shout-out: dailymail.co.uk
To Whom Is This More Insulting? Discuss.
Mandy Moore, on her music: I feel bad that people wasted their money on such trite, blah pop music.
--celebritynooz.com
But the Occasional Whacked-Out Weekend Is Fun for the Whole Family!
Pam Anderson, on drug use: I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
Overheard by: gorenluvr
Then We'll Both Slur in Your General Direction
Amy Winehouse, during terrible performance: To them people booing, wait 'til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that.
Shout-out: dailymail.co.uk
Alluding to Ass-Kicking Doesn't Make That Any Less Gay
Russell Crowe: I love going shopping. I have a black belt in it.
--people.com
Overheard by: mr. tibbs
I'm Just Here to Look... Um... Busted
Britney Spears, about how often she can see her children: Stuff like that -- my lawyers know all that stuff.
Overheard by: Hermes!
I Don't Smoke; I Just Don't Breathe As Much As I'd Like to
Linda Evangelista: I don't diet; I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.
Shout-out: funnypictures.tv
Dude, Just Stop Saying Words
Dog the Bounty Hunter: ... And I used to say, 'I'm black, too.' I felt like I could embrace -- or as brothers, or as a black woman -- say the N-word.
--Hannity & Colmes
Overheard by: Irk
Categories: Dog the Bounty Hunter | Posted 2007-11-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dude, If You Have to Make a List to "Prove" It...
Tom Cruise, on being "normal": I wear jeans, socks, and a shirt -- all totally normal... I get my hair cut on set. I have no iPhone, no mobile, no e-mail address, no watch, no jewelery, no wallet...
Overheard by: airMES
But a Lesbian Twin Sister Is
Daniel Craig: People can improve themselves when they are younger, but when you're 60 or 70, you start looking like a freak. You end up looking like a lesbian big sister, and that's not right!
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
Overheard by: moocasa
... And Everybody's Daddy Is Gay
Victoria Beckham: I think my sons think everybody's mummy is a Spice Girl.
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
Overheard by: juanita
But with Versace Thorns and a Cross by Gucci, Being a Martyr Is So Worth It
Halle Berry: I spent a lot of time with a crown on my head.
Overheard by: andromeda
What Happens to Parenting When Pussy Goes Platinum
Victoria Beckham: Three boys... I think it's less about parenting now for me and more about crowd control.
--people.com
Overheard by: crapola
Someone's a "Vegetarian"
Arnold Schwarzenegger: [Marijuana] is not a drug. It's a leaf.
--GQ Magazine
Overheard by: Mary Jane
Categories: Arnold Schwarzenegger | Posted 2007-11-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Might Have Something to Do with That Huge Fist He's Lubing Up
Idaho senator Larry Craig: To have the governor standing behind me, as he always has, is very humbling.
--Press conference
Overheard by: doug doan
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