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October 2007 Archives
It's About Time We Established That
Goldie Hawn: Comedy is funny.
--Paul O'Grady Show, UK
Obviously Math Is Hard Barbie Made a Great Mommy
David Beckham: My parents have been there for me ever since I was about seven.
Overheard by: Anya
Really?
Elizabeth Hurley: I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly, I'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.
Overheard by: jenner
Same Went for the U.S. and "Eloquent" Politicians, Respectively
Arnold Schwarzenegger: California has been attacked by these fires, like, all... simultaneously.
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Why Would I Own Any Of Those?
Ashlee Simpson: Clean underwear? Are you kidding me?!
Overheard by: sinus-infected donkey
So Sayeth the Lord
Kid Rock: Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks.
--people.com
Overheard by: baroness
I'm Thinking Pastafarianism...
David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
Overheard by: shooby-doop
I Mean, Did You Know It'd Get So Big and Then Explode Like That?
Meredith Vieira, to Jake Gyllenhaal: When you made Brokeback Mountain, did you have any idea what you were sitting on?
Overheard by: spook
... By Trading It in for a Woman's
Paris Hilton: I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready.
--OK Weekly
Or Any Ho, Really
Michael Douglas: It's just amazing the damage you could do with a backhoe.
--In Touch Weekly
Overheard by: calamity zane
Wait 'til It Starts Eating Your Body from the Inside-out
Halle Berry: There is nothing bad about it. The morning sickness and the vomiting and the hot sweats -- nothing's been bad about it. I've loved every second of it.
--people.com
Overheard by: srsly?
About As Flat As That Badonkadonk
Sherri Shepherd: Is the world flat?
--In Touch Weekly
Overheard by: cliteesha
Too Busy Making Out with the Tricycle Gang?
Jessica Alba: I realized that I forgot how to ride a bike.
--OK Weekly
Overheard by: i <3 twinz
Learning Four-Syllable Words Has That Effect on Many Celebrities
Lindsay Lohan, about being in rehab: It was a sobering experience.
Which Is All More Important Than Being Profound
Demi Moore: Men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes.
--OK Weekly
Overheard by: carries a wallet
... Using Penises and Vaginas
Paris Hilton: People think I sleep with everyone, but it's not like that -- kissing is all I do.
--In Touch Weekly
Overheard by: rome-dawg
Do Your Poor Grammar and Superficial Values Mean Nothing to You?
"Girl Next Door," Kendra Wilkinson: Now that I have my grill, I definitely feel more, like, gangsta.
Overheard by: natural woman
Can You Even Count to Eleventeen?
Mariah Carey, asked how many bathrooms are in her home: I don't know! Do you really want me to try and think about it?
Overheard by: jenner
But I'll Get Into Bed for Three
Linda Evangelista: I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.
Overheard by: rome-dawg
We Beg to Differ
Jordan, British model: I'm even thinking of having my vagina tightened. After having three kids, I'd really notice the difference. By the time I'm finished, I'll be like a nun!
Overheard by: i do kegels
And Yet...
Sly Stallone: The last Rambo film had too much action and no story. It was terrible.
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
Raise Your Hand If You Don't Fucking Care Anymore
Angelina Jolie: I've only had four lovers.
Shout-out: starpulse.com
Overheard by: ...in one night
And Stripper-cizing?
Carmen Electra: I'm really into quantum physics.
--People Magazine
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